How to know if your lost between a Baby Boomer and a Genx’er

You had a front row seat for Luke and Laura’s wedding on General
Hospital.

Your parents wanted you to attend medical school, but you decided
it was pointless since Quincy got all the babes anyway.

You know who shot JR.

Loves Baby Soft was in every girls’ Christmas stocking.

This rings a bell: “…and my name is Charlie. They work for me.”.You were unsure if Diet Coke would ever catch on after all.

You know all the words to the double album set of Grease.

You ever had a Dorothy Hammill haircut.

You sat with your friends on a Friday night and dialed 867-5309 to
see if Jenny would answer..”All skate, change directions,” means something to you.

You owned a pair of Rainbow suspenders just like Mork used to wear.

You bought a pair of Vanns and wanted to order a pizza in history
class so you could be just like Jeff Spicoli.

You owned a preppy handbook.

You were too young to go see the Blue Lagoon so you just had to
settle for second hand reports

You remember when movies were only PG and R.

You learned to swim about the same time Jaws came out and still
carry the emotional scars to this day.

You remember when your cable TV box had a sliding selector switch.

Your jaw would ache by the time you finished those brick-sized
packages of Bazooka gum.

You remember Bo and Luke Duke.

VCRs cost $2,000.

There was nothing strange about Bert and Ernie living together.

You remember rotary dial telephones.

You actually believed that Mikey, famed for his Life cereal commercials,
died after eating a packet of pop rocks and drinking a Coke.

The theme song to Greatest American Hero still comes back to you
on occasion (BELIEVE IT OR NOT, I’M WALKING ON AIR…)

“Members Only” Jackets — say no more.