revising song titles for baby boomers

Some of the artists of the 60’s are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers.


They include:

Bobby Darin —
Splish, Splash, I Was Havin’ a  Flash.


Herman’s Hermits —
Mrs. Brown, You’ve Got a Lovely Walker .

Ringo Starr —
I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.


The Bee Gees — –
How Can You Mend a Broken  Hip..


Roberta Flack—
The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.

Johnny Nash —
I Can’t See Clearly Now.
 
Paul Simon—
Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver
 
The Commodores —
Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom..
Marvin Gaye  —
Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.
Procol Harem—
A Whiter Shade of Hair.
 
Leo Sayer —
You Make Me Feel Like Napping.
 
The Temptations —
Papa’s Got a Kidney Stone.


Abba—
Denture Queen.


Tony Orlando —
Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.


Helen Reddy —
I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.


Leslie Gore—
It’s My Procedure, and I’ll Cry If I Want To.


And  Last but NOT least:
Willie Nelson — On the Commode Again

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