revising song titles for baby boomers
Some of the artists of the 60’s are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers. They include: Bobby Darin — Splish, Splash, I Was Havin’ a Flash. Herman’s Hermits — Mrs. Brown, You’ve Got a Lovely Walker . Ringo Starr — I Get By With a Little Help From Depends. The Bee Gees — – How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.. Roberta Flack— The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face. Johnny Nash — I Can’t See Clearly Now. Paul Simon— Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver The Commodores — Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.. Marvin Gaye — Heard It Through the Grape Nuts. Procol Harem— A Whiter Shade of Hair. Leo Sayer — You Make Me Feel Like Napping. The Temptations — Papa’s Got a Kidney Stone. Abba— Denture Queen. Tony Orlando — Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall. Helen Reddy — I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore. Leslie Gore— It’s My Procedure, and I’ll Cry If I Want To. And Last but NOT least: Willie Nelson — On the Commode Again |
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