Seniors and Technology

THREE  WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE

SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA SUDDENLY THERE WAS A

BEEPING

SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED THE

OTHERS

LOOKED AT

HER QUESTIONINGLY.  ‘THAT WAS MY PAGER,’ SHE SAID. I HAVE A  MICROCHIP

UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM

A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER

PALM

TO HER EAR WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, ‘THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE..

I

HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND.

THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW -TECH. NOT TO  BE OUT DONE

DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING  JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF

THE

SAUNA  AND WENT TOTHE BATHROOM; SHE

RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER

REAR END THE OTHERS  RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT

HER

THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID……….WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT

THAT…….I’M GETTING A FAX