The cruise

ByMargaret Gillett

DIARY ON A CRUISE SHIP

DEAR DIARY – DAY 1
All packed for the cruise ship — all my
nicest dresses, swimsuits, short sets. Really, really
exciting.

Our local Re d Hat chapter decided on this “all-girls” trip.

DEAR DIARY – DAY 2
Entire day at sea, beautiful.. Saw whales
and dolphins.  Met the Captain today — seems like a very nice man.

DEAR DIARY – DAY 3
At the pool today.   Played some shuffleboard, hit golf balls
off the deck.  Captain invited me to join him at his table
for dinner. Felt honored and had a wonderful
time. He is very attractive and attentive.

DEAR DIARY – DAY 4
Won $800.00 in the ship’s casino. Captain asked me to have dinner with him in his own cabin. Had a scrumptious meal complete with caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay the night, but I declined.    After all, what would my friends think?

DEAR DIARY – DAY 5
Pool again today. Got sunburned, and I went
inside to drink at piano-bar, stayed there for rest of the
day. Captain saw me, bought me several large drinks.
Really is charming. Again asked me to visit his cabin for
the nigh t. Again I declined. He told me, if
I did not let him have his way with me, he would
sink the ship.. I was shocked..

DEAR DIARY – DAY 6
Today I saved 1600 lives.……………..Twice! 

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